im maura & im fifteen & im ugly :)))))))))
patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

February 20 with 378,320 notes

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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February 13 with 302,579 notes

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

January 30 with 126,794 notes
alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe